Motorcycling is too dangerous
You're having a mid-life crisis.
The day I saw Harley Lady, I knew I wasn't going back.
Even though I'd never ridden a bike in my life, I knew I was going to.
So I went and got my L's.
Then I booked some lessons and after two I was hooked.
Looks like a Harley, sounds like a Harley but doesn't go like a Harley.
The real thing would probably have me under a bus.
At the moment.